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Favourite People: Paul Rudd
↳ "I feel horrible. No, really, I feel… ugh. I just realised all I’ve had today, I just ate like a bunch of croissants. I feel weak in the legs. It’s true. I mean, there’s no point to this story, I’m just realising I just had like, four… I just had a bunch of croissants… and now I just feel terrible."

(via codependentbrothers)

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green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

(via destiel-and-the-impala)

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

(via the-80s-do-it-better)

That awkward moment when you lose track of how long you’ve been on tumblr.

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(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

crash2thestarlight:

original white twerker

(via twerks4food)

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

(via skittlesmatt)

Interesting Things You Need To Know About Your Zodiac Sign!

zodiacsociety:

Zodiac Signs Breaking Up

Zodiac Signs Breaking Up

Sex Position For Each Zodiac Sign

How To Seduce Each Zodiac Sign

Zodiac Signs Being Drunk

If Each Zodiac Sign Was a Drug

Zodiac Signs In The Hunger Games

If Your Zodiac Sign Was An Ice Cream Flavour

Career Ideas For Your Zodiac Sign

Zodiac Signs When Angry

Zodiac Signs In The Bedroom

How do each zodiac sign drive people crazy

(via psych-facts)

pie-impala-and-rocknroll:

I should probably go to sleep…

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I should probably-

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I should-

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Fuck it.

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